Update from Cretins on Trading Floor
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Originally posted by dtb
So, just now there was the daily discussion of "what's for lunch", and someone suggested a local place. Alpha Male #1 remarks, "Eh, I think I'm boycotting that place." A couple of the other guys asked why, to which AM #1's response was, "It gives me loose stool."
When I suggested that might be a little TMI, he replied, "What? You'd rather I said diarrhea?"
My suggestion of "It doesn't agree with me" was not popular.
I know someone who's getting a girly-song CD with a big pink bow.
Flinty?
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I'm on it chief, give it time. How many copies?
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