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Originally posted by dtb
So, I happened to give a hot tip to the guys that I work with: namely, the girl who tweezes my eyebrows is a hot little number, with an amazing figure, who typically wears either a very short skirt, a low-cut blouse, a transparent blouse, or some combination of these things. As she tweezes, she sort of straddles my knee and leans into me, thus displaying her, um... voluptuousness. (Always thinking of my co-workers, I even asked her if she has men as clients -- answer, yes.)

Of course, I can't help but look. Even if I didn't want to, there's nowhere else to focus the eye. Last time I went for a tweezeroo, one of the guys lent me his camera phone, so I could take a picture. It was very James Bond and all, but it was somewhat awkward trying to get the photo. I couldn't quite figure out how to do it without making it obvious, and I ended up getting a blurry picture. Too bad, too, because she was wearing a transparent shirt that day (with a bra underneath, but you could totally see everything).

So, my quandary (n.b. spelling of this word, PB moderator[s]) is, when these guys suggest that my eyebrows are getting a little bushy, do you think they really have my best grooming interests at heart?

Does your answer change if they happen to mention that they have camera phones (plural) I can borrow?