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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You let a chick cut your hair? Pantywaist. I assume it's a "hair stylist" to boot. Avoid the problem and get Giuseppe, (or George) to cut your hair.
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Sebby probably is more comfortable with the occasional boob-brush than he would be with the periodic schlong-swipe.
I recently replaced my obese colorist with a straight guy hairdresser (I had never before encountered one of these before and meeting him was like seeing a white bengal tiger in person (hi, Roy!)). Anyway, the heavy woman (I'm guessing 300 pounds or so) was a good colorist, but it was a bit odd being constantly rubbed by her body. Unavoidable for her, I guess. And for all you fattists, I didn't leave her because of her girth - though I'm guessing it keeps her from being fully booked up despite her skillz. I left her because she couldn't do my color the way I liked it (I wanted not natural-looking and all she can do is soccor mom blended hi-lights, it seems) AND when the cut guy was out sick she give me possibly the worst cut I ever received in my entire life. One side was about an inch longer than the other. I had to go to someone else to have it fixed (after a brief attempt to fix it myself) because it was unbearable.
