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[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The shlong swipe is more common than you think... or maybe you already know this.

I don't know if I possibly have unique anatomy in this regard, but when trying to pass by people in tight quarters (aisles in the Deli, on the train, etc...), when turned to the side, occasionally, one's package will brush up against the person one is passing. I hate when this happens. Its creepy. I always wantv to shout "Hey, move the fuck up a little more... I don't want to swab you with my fucking dick as I pass." Of course, its far worse if you're the one being passed and you feel what appears to be some balding, ccreepy IT guy's package glance across you as you move. I always think to myself "I's probably just a fanny pack... possible a cell phone in one of those belt holsters." One of many lies I tell myself to hide ffrom the pain.

Of course the squick factor is multiplied if the dick frottage is accompanied by a swab from a crusty spunk stain. I'm just sayin'.