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I have two:

• 1. I passed a shoe store at lunchtime. The shoe store had a sign cemented onto the side of the building, which boldly proclaimed "Probably the Lowest Prices in the City". Probably? Really going out on a limb there, huh?
  
  2. A fellow walked by me on the street, and the only thing I could think of when I saw him was, "Aha. This is what they're talking about when they say "pencil-necked geek." This dude had a large-ish head, a thin, but otherwise unremarkable frame, and a neck that looked as though I could snap it in two with only the slightest exertion. It was sort of creepy, actually.