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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Let's talk lifetime percentages of times you drank for free vs any other man here. If you're with somebody, you shouldn't be accepting free drinks from other men (unless you and the Man are robbing those suckers blind). And it's gotta be percentages because you win on sheer volume.
TM
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My percentages are skewed anyway because I'm former restaurant industry. This is an entire other basis for receipt of free drinks (bartenders like to take care of their own kind). Alas, I'm also a serial monogamist (hi gwnc!), so I haven't had overly long periods of time to be out drinking on single guys' tabs. Stupid Girl.
So, overall I guess I've gotten more (percentage and total) free drinks than you. But I'm willing to bet my haircare expense has been 1000% (this is a low guess) or more higher than yours over the same period (unless there was some Michael Jacksonesque straightening period that you care to divulge).
