So this morning on the way into work, the car driver has a Spanish-language station on the radio (it's a somewhat risque morning-talk-radio show interspersed with songs here and there), and I hear a catchy tune that translates roughly as follows(stop me if you've heard this):
- When you wake up in the morning
And you turn on the light
Scratch your balls
[something something something something]
Chorus:
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
It's the second time I've heard the song. The first time I heard it, I thought I must have misunderstood the lyrics. So today I listened more carefully and, to my dismay, I discovered I had not.
I can hardly wait until Monday so that my ears can again be assaulted by that classy number!
