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Originally posted by dtb
So this morning on the way into work, the car driver has a Spanish-language station on the radio (it's a somewhat risque morning-talk-radio show interspersed with songs here and there), and I hear a catchy tune that translates roughly as follows(stop me if you've heard this):
- When you wake up in the morning
And you turn on the light
Scratch your balls
[something something something something]
Chorus:
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
Scratch yourself
It's the second time I've heard the song. The first time I heard it, I thought I must have misunderstood the lyrics. So today I listened more carefully and, to my dismay, I discovered I had not.
I can hardly wait until Monday so that my ears can again be assaulted by that classy number!
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As noted yesterday on the PB, I am quitting the lawyer gig to become a songwriter. Here's what I have so far (constructive criticism is appreciated!):
Work is hard
Yeah, reallly hard
It really sucks
So so hard
Work sucks!
Work sucks!
Work sucks!
Work sucks!
Work sucks!
I hate to work
I'd rather not
Cause work is hard
Really really hard
Work sucks!
Work sucks!
Work sucks!
Work sucks!
Work sucks!
This is fun AND easy! So where am I supposed to send my submmissions?
