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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not true. Hot women get yelled at, but they don't get approached. Any jackass can say, "Can I get some fries with that shake?" But it takes balls to actually approach a hot woman to try to get some play.
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2. Hot women are tricky to approach. They've heard every line, and you know that going in, so you're kind of self conscious that whatever you say, she's going to find it uncreative.
Appropos to this topic, somebody left a card on my windshield yesterday that said, in black marker, handwritten "You are beautiful." I don't know what to make of that. Last time this happened, the anonymous card was from a gay weightlifter who described himself as "Italian, 5'10, and really into fitness." He told me he'd been "watching me for some time" and asked me to put a white cloth or paper on my dash if I was interested. I thought it was a joke, until all my friends told me they hadn't done it. I then worried about being chloroformed and kidnapped by a flaming Italian Schwarzenegger for the next several months.