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Originally posted by Spittles
Hey, Dad or LessinSF, I am quite bored. Sitting on the balcony all day with Salami and Whiff is getting tiresome. How about some more childhood tales? Maybe your first illegal fireworks experience?
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Funny you should ask. You see, Spanky and I were 14. We took CalTrain to the City and found our way to Chinatown. After purchasing a brick of firecrackers and bottle rockets each from some kid, we were walking back to the train station when a skank-ass woman asked us if we wanted a "date." Until you brought it up, though, I had not remembered how uncannily she resembled you. No wonder I've had nightmares for years. <shudder.>
