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Originally posted by dtb
I'm sure one of you (probably more than one of you) saw the article on the front page of the WSJ the other day that talked about some debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader. (If you didn't, it was about a debaucherous bachelor party given for some Fidelity (?) trader.)
Anyway, as part of the festivities, the throwers of the party included a dwarf as entertainment. Now, my question for all you pervs is: WT Hell does one do with a dwarf for entertainment?
This is an important question. Please reply promptly!!
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You've never heard of the ancient and honorable sport of dwarf-tossing? Where have you been, in a cave?
ETA okay, so you have heard of dwarf-tossing. But honestly, I can't think of a better way to raise the level of debauchery at any event.
The cave reference was meant as a Socratic metaphor, BTW, not as an insult. You know I still love you. Come away with me to Prague, and we will toast our love over pilsners and sausage kolaches.
