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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm starting to suspect the stains on your pants are not due to leakage after the morning quicky.
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If you're implying I feed the natural onanistic tendencies at the office, you're wrong.
A close friend of mine has jacked off at the office for years (he's also a marker sniffer). He claims its a great stress reliever. The difficulty of locating the private bathroom for such indulgence aside, I don't see how anyone could get randy at work. I believe I am impotent while in the office. Sienna Miller could put on a strip tease on my desk and I wouldn't want to fuck. Work = everything unsexy in life.
