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Old 07-22-2005, 01:49 PM   #2015
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The death of the jock strap

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I have wondered that, but I've never heard of a player being injured there. I never got hit in the nuts playing football. In fact, the only time was hit there during my time playing sports was in 3rd grade baseball. I was playing catcher and the ball bounced off the plate and came up. I was in agony, but the players on both teams were doubled up with laughter. Nothing like sports to bring kids together.
As a young lad, in my youth, I once teed up a little too far behind the markers, which my mis-hit drive struck. The ball richocheted back and hit me square in my pubescently dangling testicles. And it was the one time my mom ngelected to put on my jockstrap and cup before sending me out to the golf course. I writhed in agony for 15 minutes. And then got up and birdied the hole. npi.

The thrill of victory, indeed!
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