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Originally posted by Penske_Account
As a young lad, in my youth, I once teed up a little too far behind the markers, which my mis-hit drive struck. The ball richocheted back and hit me square in my pubescently dangling testicles. And it was the one time my mom ngelected to put on my jockstrap and cup before sending me out to the golf course. I writhed in agony for 15 minutes. And then got up and birdied the hole. npi.
The thrill of victory, indeed!
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I'm calling BS. If you hit yourself with your ball, it's at least a 1 stroke penalty, maybe 2. That plus the negative yard drive means NO BIRDIE. It's more likely in fact that you whiffed.