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Originally posted by barely_legal
Hey Ms. the Funniest, I've been dubbed by "the Vainest" as "the Smartest." Everyone knows that you can't be the Prettiest AND the Smartest. Jan will never be Marsha.
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Maybe you aren't really the Smartest. Everyone knows the Smartest would have gone to a better law school if she werent fellating her way through a shit law school far inferior to mine.
Either way, Jan or Marsha, that makes me Alice, which sucks. But at least I will always have Sam (the butcher, not Whiff)>
