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Originally posted by Gattigap
Jesus Christ. Too bad the reporter neglected to note "Eye of the Tiger" playing on Kemp's jewel-encrusted iPod.
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We added the Paul Anka version of Eye of the Tiger to our softball team's warm-up playlist. We've sort of given up on being good, so we decided to scare the other teams through our bizarre dugout antics.
I'm playing catcher right now, and the umpire was asked me last night how we know each other. I said we were all in the arts. "what sort of art?" "avant garde naked shit." He stopped asking questions after that.
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