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Am I too old
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The more important question you must ask yourself is if you have the rack for it.
BTW, here's a fashion tip for the ladies...
Bag the textured, lacy bras when wearing a tight shirt. I ssee a lot of women wearing these frilly bras under t-shirts and form fitting buttoned down shirts. The frilly shit on the bra creates this weird texture underneath the shirt. The surface of your boobs appears to be pebbled. Breasts should be smooth, not pebbled with frills. The sole "texture," if any, should be an erect nipple. Either work the European no bra look (super sexy) or wear a smooth bra with no frilly shit on the outside. But please, bag those bras that make you look like you've got a bunch of sand stuck between the outside of your bra and your shirt.
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Are you really this stupid? Tight-fitting tops are the perfect excuse for wearing the ultra-padded/pushed up/god this thing has no airflow bra because I "need full coverage or else I'll look like a gravel bra" chick
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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