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For Sebby
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Savage Love
July 27th, 2005 By Dan Savage
Okay, let's review what we've learned about cunnilingus: Use little saliva; use lots of saliva; use your teeth; don't use your teeth; focus on the clit; explore the whole pussy; lick the alphabet but don't tell her; lick the alphabet and tell her; don't stick your tongue in; stick your tongue in; don't stick your fingers in; stick your fingers in.
I hope this was helpful.
Of course, if it wasn't—if this column left you more confused about going down on a woman—you might try ASKING THE WOMAN TO TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT SHE LIKES. I know that, personally, two things kept coming up while I was reading my 500 e-mails about cunnilingus: my lunch, and the sneaking suspicion that not all women enjoy the same things when it comes to oral sex. So, boys, you'll have to ask 'em how they like eet.
http://redesign.theonion.com/avclub/savagelove
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I think I'm going to have copy.com print these paragraphs in poster size and plaster the city with this advice.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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