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Originally posted by Spanky
Their mother was a stray who hung out in the neighborhood when I lived in the Disney Cottages. One of my partners girl friends gave her the name of Mathilda. This "partner" was involved in the record label I worked at and he turned out to be a complete screw up. He was a producer at Epitaph and we brought him over to produce albums for our label. His house got repossessed by the bank so he moved in with me. He was in a pretty big band for years, and their warm up band for about six years was No Doubt. He looked down on No Doubt as a bunch of second rate lame musicians. He was also allergic to cats.
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Why is partner in parenthesis? HE was obviously your better half. Tragic Kingdom is possibly the most dreadful record ever made. Put that on, and I will go running screaming out tof the room. If we are in a car, I will make you pull over and let me out. THat album is a Crime Against Nature.
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In order to get him to go to work I would let Mathilda in the house and crank Tragic Kingdom on the Stereo.
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On one hand, I like your tough brand of love for your "partner", but on the other hand, you own this album? Not Good. Have you ever Made Love to it?
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One day when Mathilda was in the house she had kittens in my walk in closet. She was a really mean alley cat, who often got into fights. She would rip your hand off if you tried to pet her. She got into a bad fight when the kittens were four weeks old. I took her to the vet but she died on the operating table.
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Thats a very sad story. Serioulsy.
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The Vet told me the kittens did not have a chance. But the owner of the local pet store taught me how to feed them with a syringe which had to be done every four hours. Total nightmare.
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Not only do I love you for your kindness to animals, it sounds like someone is ripe for mantrapping.
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The house I live in now has two acres of land. Every house in the area has two acres. There are tons of dogs but if they tried to mess with these cats they would get hurt pretty badly. When they were not fully grown they messed up my neighbors doberman pretty badly. I had to pay a pretty big vet bill.
They kill everything in the yard including possums and squirells. It is animal aushwitz out there.
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And you want my cute dog to go to Spankyland? I knew Less was setting me up. Kudos. You win. The death of my dog would really put me over the edge. Of coure he used to drag my former cat Streudel (named for the series of dead drop kick dogs in "Under the Rainbow" because I went through a serires of orange cats who died prematurely] around by his tail, just for kicks. That cat was a fat, flaccid meatloaf though.
