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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I never worked the "meditative deep cat" rap.
BTW, I was discussing with my wife the other day the worst rap you ever used to get out of hooking up with someone. I had this canned bit about how I was really upset about my parents and my life and how I had this strained relationship with my dad. I'd make up some story about how he and I fought recently, which had put me out of the mood to hook up. This backfired a lot, however, cuz the cougar-in-training would then feel sorry for my and want to take care of me, at which point I'd have to act absurdly deranged and upset to cut the cord. My wife says she used the same canned shit story, and so did a lot of her friends. I wonder how prevalant the usage of that story is.
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Wow, you went to a lot of trouble. Why would you have to come up with a story like this? Couldn't you just head them off at the pass - i.e. "I've got my own ride, thanks", "I've got a girlfriend/boyfriend", "I'm training to be a nun", "I promised my friend I'd go to her place" or the ever-useful "I'm not interested."
