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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This has to be a joke, except it's not funny.
The exact opposite has always been true. The more one girl talks about you and how you rejected her, the more desirable you become to those listening. And for the ones who actually think you're an ass because of it, you have something to talk about when you're kicking it to her. No girl really cares that much what her stupid friends think of you. And you'll be flirting at the keg and the conversation will inevitably go like this:
Cute coed: So, I hear you're a real jerk.
You: Who me? Who told you that? I am the very model of all that is good and decent in this room.
CC: That's not what I hear.
You: You believe everything you hear?
CC: No. But I sure as hell don't believe you.
You: Well, I can be whatever you want.
CC: Oh really?
You: Of course. I guess the real question is, what do you want?
CC: What do you have?
You: Beer.
CC: That's not enough. I already have beer.
You: You'll run out. Everybody does.
Etc. all the way back to your room.
Repeat the following week with her friend.
TM
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