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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Some cat parks his Black Arnage across the street from my house. I assure you, I have never mistaken it for a fucking Chrysler.
I like to view its appearance as a reminder that I remain a rather insignificant failure in the bigger picture. Or at least, I really picked my parents badly... Either one provides an excellent justification to drown my ambitions in worthless social pursuits.
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Football Dad from Sports Kids Moms and Dads: "Little children choose their parents, and I know that Trent chose me, so that he could have my help in becoming an NFL receiver."
Mrs. Str8: "Trent could have had any parent, and chose a guy who delivers Dominos pizza?"
Str8: "Yeah, I think I'd have gone for Heinz Ward."
