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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
One of my friends growing up discovered her allergy to red wine in a similar way: her boyfriend poured a bottle of red wine over her naked tits, and she broke out in massives hives, requiring a trip to the ED.
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Shit, thats frightening. We had this horrible little twist on my freshman hall who bitched an moaned all day about how she hated the north and wanted to go to Vanderbilt. She was bitching and moaning about some crap at a formals my freshman year and, I just looked at her and poured a goblet of Boone's Farm down the front of her dress. I wound up paying for the dress, but, fuck... if she'd been allergic, I'd have been facing a battery charge. They'd have thrown my ass out of school.
And consequently I'd probably have actually done something with my life.
