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Originally posted by paigowprincess
We here at athe Spanky Show are sponsoring a contest. A song parody contest. If you don't know what that is, ask NFH- she is the alltime song parody champion. Anyway. post a song parody (no theme limitations) and when all submissions are in, we will pick a winner (through a vote?), and a prize will be awarded. It is to be determined at this point.

Any questions?

To the music of "Born Free:"

Spaaaaaankylaaaaaand
Where deer come to mingle
And raccoons come tinkle
In the bowls of your cats

Spaaaaankylaaaand
Where beauty surrounds you
And fruit trees astound you
And the acrage is phat

Spaaankylaaand
We ask, tabby or calico?
Who cares because we all know
To blame Democrats

Spaaaaankylaaand
Where cats know life is worth living
‘Cept not when Dad’s offering
Cats as snacks to the deer

Spaaaankylaaaaand
The warm protection you’re cloaked with
Means the land won’t become shit
When the missles come near

Spaaaaaankylaaaand
Where strong capital markets
Like Adam Smith’s tenets
Make Democracy grow

Spaaaaankylaaaand
We love government federal
So like a neighbor who’s thoughtful
We’ll annex Mexico

Spaaaaankylaaaand
You’d better be growing
‘Cause if you’re not growing
We’ll change your regime

Spaaaaankylaaand
Liberate Iraq and Estonia
The yard smells of ammonia
But at least all of it’s free

Spaaaankylaaaand
Where life is worth living
But only worth living
‘Cause you’re born free