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Originally posted by Gattigap
To the music of "Born Free:"
Spaaaaaankylaaaaaand
Where deer come to mingle
And raccoons come tinkle
In the bowls of your cats
Spaaaaankylaaaand
Where beauty surrounds you
And fruit trees astound you
And the acrage is phat
Spaaankylaaand
We ask, tabby or calico?
Who cares because we all know
To blame Democrats
Spaaaaankylaaand
Where cats know life is worth living
‘Cept not when Dad’s offering
Cats as snacks to the deer
Spaaaankylaaaaand
The warm protection you’re cloaked with
Means the land won’t become shit
When the missles come near
Spaaaaaankylaaaand
Where strong capital markets
Like Adam Smith’s tenets
Make Democracy grow
Spaaaaankylaaaand
We love government federal
So like a neighbor who’s thoughtful
We’ll annex Mexico
Spaaaaankylaaaand
You’d better be growing
‘Cause if you’re not growing
We’ll change your regime
Spaaaaankylaaand
Liberate Iraq and Estonia
The yard smells of ammonia
But at least all of it’s free
Spaaaankylaaaand
Where life is worth living
But only worth living
‘Cause you’re born free
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Brava! Very moving! You have set the bar. I understnad Less has an entry but I must go now as there has been a personal emergency. Everything shoudl be ok, though, don't fret, y'all, I will cechk back later once the dust has settled.
