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[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
To the tune of Centerfold (which would not be spankland apropo)

Is he dumb?
Is he smart?
Does he know what Deer Eat?
My manly bearded Spanky pulled me from the FB
He is pure like snowflakes, no interest in Roast Beef
The question about Spanky doesnt Turn A New Leaf
Posts go by, I'm looking through a glass menagerie
And there's my bearded spanky defending the name Squishy
(Chorus)
He posts on Deer, the ladies love his beard
My Spanky is a playspinsteer
Spnaky is a playspinsteer
He posts on Deer, the ladies love his beard
Spanky is a playspinsteer
Lifelong friends, with Damned Less
While I was thinking about my next conquest
I was coy, I mocked away, before he tracked me down
I was postin' while sipping booze when he posted his cleancut rules
Something had a hold on me when Spanky called me Pai
Those soft fuzzy orphans, Spanky nursed and loved
To see his player game is really just too much.
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x3)
Now listen:
It's okay, I understand
You grew up in Lester land
I hope that when this twatblock's gone
I'll drink with you and we'll email on
Take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it
Take it to Los Altos Hills, and Feed Deer in private
A part of me has just been tested
Less set me up and I was bested
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it
(Chorus)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
Alright!
1, 2, 3, 4...
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (x4)


(repeat to fade...)





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Shit. You can't win your own contest, can you?