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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
He's wrapped something like six cars around trees drunk all over the Hamptons in the past three years. Christie Brinkley must've been one hell of a fuck.
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SNL did a skit about that a few years ago. Some teenage starlet was the guest host (it may have been Lindsay Lohan?) and the fat guy (Horatio Sanz -- who is fucking hilarious) played Billy Joel.
Billy picked up Lindsay and her friends to take them home from a party or something, and proceeded to have multiple car accidents, etc. on the way. It was pretty good.
ETA: speaking of Christie Brinkley, I saw her on some fitness infomercial not too long ago, and she's had some NASTY plastic surgery -- she got the cat-eye look (with the outer corners of her eyes pointing up), which looks disgusting. I only hope it was unintentional -- who would think that looks good?
