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Originally posted by ironweed
Boy the way old Porkchop played;
The backyard was cat urine-sprayed;
But Squiggles thought he had it made -
those were the days.
And you knew what Deer ate then;
The kids all played in Spanky's den;
Spinsters we could use a mountain man like Spanky again.
Didn't need no Fashion Board;
Paigow went and cut the cord;
Nobody's cute pets got gored -
Those were the daaaaaaaaayyyyyyyys.
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This is one verse short of being a seriuos contender. Whats with the tv themes?