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Originally posted by ironweed
The moon has definitely hit your eye like a big pizza pie. Does this young gentleman caller know the type of hardware he's competing with? He should be extremely proud.
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I'm sure he's already purchased a certain engraved gold-plated vibrator for use on those long nights in Houston when he is not around (and/or pre-/post- phone sex). The only question is what does the engraving say?
