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Fun with a pipsqueak with a badge
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Originally posted by Spanky
No one is going to believe this....but
Today was one of those days were I woke up already behind schedule. Stacey - one of the neighborhood kids came by and asked what we could do to keep the Deer in my yard. I told her that we were not supposed to feed the Deer but she could put out some water.
Probably not the smartest suggestion, but she thinks if the Deer leave they are going to get eaten by Cougars. In addition, I had a lot going on. Unbeknownst to me, she filled a big bucket with water and put it out for the Deer. I hear some loud voices so I go out to investigate and there is some county animal control guy in my yard lecturing Stacy about the deer.
This guy's attitude was unbelievable. He had already told Stacey she could get into big trouble for giving the Deer water and she was creating a dangerous situation for everyone in the neighborhood. This guy thought he was Colonel Jessup and "she was putting lives in danger". He told me that my Apple Tree had to be fenced in so the Deer could not get at them.
After his lecture, I told him he had ten seconds to get of my property before I exercised my right to pummel him into the ground (he was about 5-2). In addition, I told him he does not have permission to come on my property and if he ever showed up again he would be considered a Tresspasser and that I would take the appropriate action.
As he was running away he told me I was in big trouble - not just trouble but big trouble - got in his truck and left.
How much trouble do you think I am in? I think I am OK but I am not to sure.
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Did he stare at your tits while in your backyard? God knows they may be the only ones he's seen all year.
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