Well, the rude fats called last night and asked if they could stay overnight at our place the weekend after labor day. They want to attend the
Hay Days Snowmobile Drag Races. Yes, that's right. It's a huge redneck festival where people race their snowmobiles on hay-covered race tracks. OOGA OOGA GRUNT GRUNT. We told them we had to check our schedule.
So, last night we frantically searched for some excuse as to why they couldn't stay at our place that weekend and, thanks to my web-fu skills, we came up with the
Minnesota Food & Wine Festival Grapestomp which is being held in a city about 2 hours from us over the same weekend.
That's right, folks. The Mrs. and I would rather swill shitty Minnesota wine than spend time with the rude fats. Not much of a competition, I guess.
The question is - should we enter the grape stomp? Has anyone done it before?
