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Originally posted by baltassoc
Nothing is as bad as Michael Bolton.
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I'm confident that one day we shall learn that Michael Bolton is the original owner of the Penske Time Machine
(TM).
Under his true birthname, Ernest Philhouse, Bolton will win the 2007 edition of American Idol and, when unmasked as the talentless fraud that he is, will slip away in the Penske Time Machine
(TM) to the 1980s, a more innocent decade in which his hair, tendency to overemote, and affectation for mutilating covers beyond recognition will more profitably and safely flourish.
