Two things:
(1) I may have mentioned (ten or twelve thousand times) that I own the gofugyourself.com t-shirt, which elicits many a remark if I wear it outside the house. What I didn't know is that I'm one of a lucky few! Apparently, you can't get them anymore. I rule.
(2) Do you think the reference to "grade nine" outs these gals as Canadian?