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Ok, so one of my hot* attorney friends
* for a lawyer that is.
changed firms. I know this because I just got a card in teh mail from her new firm with her photo on the cover wearing a hard hat and in a sleeveless top with the photo cropped just below her ample rack. Caption on front [ATTORNEY] then photo then [WEARING A NEW HAT]. and inside it announces that she's joining the firm's OSHA, MSHA and Catastrophe REsponse Practice Group.
Do you think the firm sends out personalized cards complete with photos for every new attorney or just the ones in construction-related areas and where the attorney is hot with a nice rack?
It's kinda like sending out a tool girl calendar I guess. I didn't know firms did this
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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