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Originally posted by Gattigap
LAX is now fully prepared for the next FB Shindig*.
From a Century Club nightclub within a stone's throw of the airport.

Keeping with the upscale theme of the famed Broadway production featuring vignette monologues, White announced that future performances will be sans pole, with the stage containing a chair only. After all, some sacrifices are necessary in the pursuit of true art.
Gattigap
* No idea if there was one before in LA, midskooler that I am. But I digress.
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The strip club formerly* known as the Pink Pussycat here in Houston has a sign up now that says "39 Beauties and 1 Ugly."
*I can't remember their new name. The one across the street from the Velvet Melvin, with the one-armed stripper and the woman who blows cigarette smoke out of her ass. Er, so they tell me.
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