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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So my friend and I were bitching about work in a bar over drinks. 2 guys were listening in and asked why we hated our jobs. My friend goes "dude, were you eavesdropping?"
He says "no - you 2 seem to really hate your jobs."
I said, "so you were eavesdropping?"
Dude, "well we heard a little bit. Where do you work?"
My friend - "KMart."
Dude, "really? Which department?"
Me, "I work in the garden department, she works in housewares."
Dude, "really? What do I do with the stuff in my grass?"
Me, "dude, you totally need aluminum sulphate."
Dude, "wow, thanks. Which KMart do you work in, maybe I could stop by?"
My friend - "sure, come on by, we work in the Kirkland Kmart"
Dude, "cool" then he leaves.

So my friend goes, is there a Kmart in Kirkland? I said, I don't know. She said, how did you know about the aluminum sulphate thing. I said I'm not sure, but it might be that stuff they use to make bombs with.

Hahahahaha.

Hopefully he showed up at KMart asking for the woman who runs the garden department.

You should date Spanky.

TM