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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ah, motherhood.
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Awwww.
As I contemplate the wisdom I hope to share with my child, here is one pearl: once you have determined that an item in your wardrobe is simply too uncomfortable to wear, dispose of it. Do not wash it and put it back in your closet to torture you again, weeks later, after the memory of the torture faded enough in your mind and the fact that it was clean seemed a sufficient basis for wearing it.
