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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'd like to be a professional dick. I’d like to be hired out as a date for people who are invited to social events involving or thrown by people they don’t really like. Say the asshole partner down the hall has a party to show off the landscaping/pool his vapid Social Xray kept wife has just put in the backyard. You bring me. I condescendingly insult anyone you tell me to in whatever fashion/on whatever subject you choose to have me do it. You pretend afterward to be appalled and tell your co-workers that you dumped me. The genius is that you will have succeeded in indirectly making every snide comment you ever wanted to make to every asshole you work with or around, with minimal, if any, reprecussions.
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That, sir, is an
excellent idea. Can I write your brochures?
