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How Many Gwinks Does It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
So, Gwink's boyfriend stopped by Gwink's apartment to borrow her computer to check his credit score. Once there, however, Gwink (or what he thought was Gwink) performed all manner of filthy, perverted, and possibly illegal sex acts* upon him. In his moment of passion, Gwink's boyfriend accidentally knocked over a bottle of lube onto the floor, causing Gwink (or what he thought was Gwink) to slip when she went to retrieve Penke's vibrator.
The next day, Gwink's boyfriend was arrested. The charge? Making an obscene clone fall.
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
*For full details, come to the 10:00 show. This is my "clean" set.
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