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Originally posted by spookyfish
It's the disco mitt, stupid.
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I am with b'n'b on the splooge being more of the issue, and unless extravagantly lied to on a regular basis by an array of people who don't even know each other, I'm fully hydrated.
Maybe sebby's is just really concentrated?
After sex on the sheets does the wife like prop her hips up until you can bring a handful of tissues over? WTF?
And what detrimental effect do the various effluvia of sex have on sheets of any kind? Are high thread count sheets not washable? I don't get why the thread count matters. I could see where if they were sheets you had to have dry cleaned, having lots of obvious spots on them could be mildly embarrassing, but I'd think you'd take pride in knowing that the dry cleaner knows how much sex you are having.
