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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Dude, you and your "buddies" share way to fucking much.
I clerked for the state in law school. There was a paralegal there who dealt with lots of prison issues. When an inmate acted up and got shipped off to some wherever misbehaving prisoners got sent, their stuff would be inventoried. The para kept seeing a woman's name (betty or something) on the inventories. She finally asked a guard what it meant. It was, apparently, the inmate's vaseline-filled sock. Maybe your buddy had done time.
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One friend of mine kept a hammer in the freezer. He claimed that placing the cold hammer beneath his balls as he masturbated was a great feeling. I never understood that one.
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