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Excuse me, your Freudian slip is showing.
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Originally posted by dtb
WOULD I? I can't believe you even have to ask.
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A guy with a hairlip goes into a strip bar. He sees a beautiful dancer who has a fake eye. Made of wood. But this guy doesn't care about her handicap. He's checkin' out her sexy body. So he spends most of the day, and all of his paycheck getting lap dances from her. At the end of her shift, the stripper asks the guy "Would you like to take me home?" The guy says "WOULD I!" And the dancer says "Well fuck you, ya hairlip bastard!"
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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