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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A guy with a hairlip goes into a strip bar. He sees a beautiful dancer who has a fake eye. Made of wood. But this guy doesn't care about her handicap. He's checkin' out her sexy body. So he spends most of the day, and all of his paycheck getting lap dances from her. At the end of her shift, the stripper asks the guy "Would you like to take me home?" The guy says "WOULD I!" And the dancer says "Well fuck you, ya hairlip bastard!"
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All my internet girlfriends agree that it is barely noticable. Thanks for bringing it up. Cad.
(I believe dtb's use was more a term of endearment.)
