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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What is it about celebrities that make them want to run from the paparazzi? Scarlett Johanson got into a car accident while fleeing them recently.
Can someone tell me why it's such a big deal not to have your picture taken if you're a celebrity? Who fucking cares if some jackass takes your picture while you are driving from nowhwere special to nowhere important?
You're going to start a high speed chase because you aren't wearing makeup? That can't be it. Somebody help me out with this.
If I were a celebrity, I would let them take so many photos that they would get bored of it, they wouldn't be worth anything and they would quit on their own.*
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*Yeah, I know. This would happen after roughly 2 photos.
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You answered your own question. They want total image control. Scarlett probably has herself in a lather because they caught her with a half centimeter whitehead sprouting from her forehead like a third eye.
Lohan started that high speed chase for the same reason Ray Liotta's character drove frantically around Queens near the end of Goodfellas. "Cociane's a helluva drug." That screwy twist probably reported seeing helicopters chasing her to the police.
... And somewhere, Nicole Ritchie was watching it all on live television, thinking "Fuuuuck, did I give that bitch the uncut shit? Fuck me!"
