Olivia Newton-John, not so innocent?
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The Coast Guard says it is investigating the disappearance of Olivia Newton-John's longtime boyfriend, who failed to return from an overnight fishing trip off the California coast seven weeks ago.
Patrick Kim McDermott, 48, left San Pedro, 20 miles south of Los Angeles, June 30 on an overnight fishing trip. The Los Angeles Police Department said McDermott has been listed as missing.
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Newton-John on Monday urged anyone with information on McDermott's disappearance to contact authorities.
"I'm hopeful that my treasured friend is safe and well, and I'm grateful to the officials who are working so hard to find Patrick, whom I love very much," she said in a statement. "I ask anybody with information that could help to please, please come forward."
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Why am I suspicious, you ask?
1. The 8-year age difference between the two. (Newton-John is 52.) Clearly the relationship was doomed.
2. Her reluctance to call the man her "boyfriend." See 1 re: doomedness.
3. The split infinitive --- a sure sign of guilt in someone pleading for the safe return of a loved one.
