It's like we magically came to life and jumped off this board and were overheard in NY:
#1:
Lady #1: Look at all these kids! I feel so old...I can't date in this city any more.
Lady #2: Are you kidding? Listen, honey, let me tell you...I just finished my starter marriage, and I've been dating like crazy!
--6 train
Overheard by: BBW
#2:
Girl #1: Look at my new ring! Isn't it shiny and big?
Girl #2: Omigod. When did you get it?
Girl #1: Yesterday, my manlover gave it to me.
Girl #2: "Manlover"?
Girl #1: Yeah, he's not a boy or my friend, hence manlover.
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