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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Too true. You know, I got a 99 in Human Sexuality in high school (even though I was a virgin at the time), and here I am, years later, knocked up!

Damned public school education.

(And that was back when teachers weren't required to pretend kids didn't have sex, but were actually permitted to show you a condom, and a diaphragm, and a pack of bcps, and tell you what to do with them -- which was not, by the way "throw them in the fire and resolve not to use them, for if you do, you will burn in the eternal fires of non-secular damnation!")

I went to private school. I didn’t know I could get crabs from a toilet seat until I was 27. Deplorable.