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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This leads to the another question... If one gets a hand job in an massage parlor (known in slang as a "washie washie" or "happy ending"), is that sex?
A friend swears it isn't - I say he's taking a holiday from logic because in my book, that's cheating.
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Well, when the cops bust the place, and him, for prostitution, I'm guessing the "it wasn't sex" defense isn't going to fly. Unless you're defending him:
"Your honor, this man could not possibly get an STD from that woman. So it's not sex."
