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Originally posted by paigowprincess
OK, I think i Have it now
Coltrane Free Man -- > Sequels at 28, Roomie with Big TV, Thursday out with the Frat Bros commence THree Day Weekends of Attican Bedshitting----> Sequels pushing thirty---> Ultimatum (which if goes unheeded leads to Mantrap which Coltrane avoids by taking Ultimatum)----> Weekend Bedshitting truncated to Thrusday nights with the Brothers but weekend days registering for shit and visiting the Sequels In Laws---> Marriage----> SEBBY----> Thursday nighgts iwth the Bros becomes Third THursday, forcing the bedshitting to a lighter but more steady daily regime of Blueberry Juice, Red Bull and Ketel on the days when too much wine was consumed----> One more plane trip to a music festival where the last of the mushrooms will be consumed and its the End of Bedshitting as we knew it, though we still have hope there is an Attican Inflatable in our future, perhaps when the wife is out of town--> Wine is now a daily event and soft core E travelogues when the wife is working late brings on the officeial Soft Alcoholism of Middle Age--> Start posting on Thursday and Friday nights after a few instead of seeing the Bros then fuck wife--->Kid number one----> Ollie---->Become a wine afficionado and switch to scotch because the hangovers are more mild. ---> Go to last single friend's bachelor party and see last stripper (except for those at the Bing on Sopranos)----> Kid number two----> Real Sex on HBO becomes erection inducing----> Kid number three----> BILMORE-----> Real Sex on HBO is no longer erection inducing without Viagra.
Did You Just Call Me Coltrane
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That was excellent. So if I stop at Kid 2, can I avoid Bilmorism? Or will it happen regardless?
BTW, I took a big dump in Atticus's bed this weekend. Sorry, dude; those high thread-count sheets are a bitch to clean.
