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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The female orgasm is such a better gig. When you're a young guy, having a dream like that involves getting changed afterward, and lots of kleenex. When you're in your 30s, you don't even get those dreams any more.
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I am suddently overcome with this desire to make you crust the sheets inyour sleep, while teaching you how to become a blow job camel and roast beef sandwich afficionado, on a beach. Your wife is optional.